Blogtober | Quotes

I do love a good quote! Here are some of my quite random favourite ones:

“though she be but little she is fierce” – A Midsummer Nights Dream – William Shakespeare

” I don’t speak freaky deaky Dutch!” – Dr Evil in Goldmember

“He wanted a stop and chat with me, and I don’t know him well enough for a stop and chat!” – Larry David – Curb your Enthusiasm

“A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone.”- Larry David – Curb your Enthusiasm

<there are so many Larry David ones I could go on forever, he is the male version of me definitely!>

 

There are soooo many from my favourite programme Parks and Recreation, here are just a few:

“When life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandma’s jewelry and you go clubbing” – Jean-Ralphio – Parks and Rec

“I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it well” – Andy Dwyer – Parks and Rec

“Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards” – Ron Swanson – Parks and Rec

“You’ve accidentally given me the food that my food eats” – Ron Swanson Parks and Rec

 

Most random

“Get rich or die trying” – 50 Cent!

 

 

 

 

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